Scientific Breakthrough: The Cause of Homosexuality

We have recently learned that two of my mother's former students are gay.

My mother, though she never said anything about it at the time, now realizes she knew it even back then.

Luckily, my mother has also figured out the scientific cause of gayness: weird mothers. Both boys had weird mothers. It is clear those mothers did some very serious damage to their sons.

All of us WITHOUT weird mothers can now REST EASY.

One of Four Possible Subjects

It would be super-funny to use tags/labels for these posts, because I'd have, like, four:

1. Mother
2. Religion
3. Husband
4. Sex

Hee.

Today it's mother. And here is how she is driving me nuts: she keeps saying that when I was on Zoloft (this was SEVEN years ago), they "lost me"---as in, because I was transformed into a weird, not-myself person. Here are the annoying things about this:

1. I went off Zoloft because it didn't seem to be doing much. Mike agreed. But while I was on it, my mother NEVER SHUT UP about how I "wasn't myself."

2. When I went back on Zoloft later without telling her, she didn't notice any difference.

3. I'm currently on Prozac, which is having more effect than Zoloft, and whenever she mentions how "gone" I was on Zoloft, she compares it to the real me I currently am.

4. She has brought it up five times in the last three weeks. I guess that doesn't sound like a lot, but it feels really frequent to bring up something that happened seven years ago.

5. The reason she's so touchy about it is that the issues I was being treated for are less-severe versions of the same issues she has. To her, if I need medication, it means SHE needs it.