Let us check in to see if the psychiatric medication (now a mix of Celexa and Wellbutrin) is working.
Pre MIL visit 2008: Removed everything from kitchen counters and scoured with gritty bleachy cleansing powder. Removed spiral stover burners and soaked/cleaned under-burner trays. Removed stove knobs for more thorough cleaning. Lifted stovetop to clean underneath and to get to the side edges. Pushed wet washcloth as far as I could reach under refrigerator. Took all spices off spice racks, wiped down shelves, wiped off each jar. Scrubbed inside of oven door. Washed floor on hands and knees with washcloth. Washed down cabinet doors. Took dishes/food off most visible shelves and wiped down shelves.
Pre MIL visit 2009: Wiped counters. Wiped the most visible stuff off the stovetop. Cleaned coffee pot. Put away some---but not all---of the Paper Pile that accumulates on the counter, more for my own privacy than to reduce the mess. Threw out the salad dressing that was still in the fridge from her last visit.
Pre MIL visit 2008: Used a damp washcloth to sponge the carpet edges where the vacuum cleaner couldn't quite reach.
Pre MIL visit 2009: Vacuumed wherever there wasn't stuff on the floor, which, if we are talking in terms of square footage, well...
Pre MIL visit 2008: Moved all furniture in every room. Put away all the little things that were underneath each piece, vacuumed up dust, then washed floors with a wet washcloth before replacing furniture.
Pre MIL visit 2009: Used foot to kick stuff out of sight further underneath the furniture.
Pre MIL visit 2008: Removed entire contents of bathroom and front hall closets. Cleaned and sorted and tossed.
Pre MIL visit 2009: Hid lubricating gel.
Pre MIL visit 2008: Used Lemon Pledge and tightly-stretched dustcloth to dust each many-grooved spindle of each wooden dining room chair.
Pre MIL vist 2009: Pushed chairs up to table.
Bravo! Who the hell cares what she thinks? Time has proven that she makes snarky mean comments no matter how much hard work you do in preparation for her arrival so why bother?
ReplyDeleteWe'll be here for you with coffee and vodka when you need to vent.
Improvement. You sound much more at ease this time. Best of luck!
ReplyDeleteYay! If the comments are going to come regardless of what you do, then doing less is definitely preferable!
ReplyDeleteConstance. I am so glad that I "found" the pink apartment. I spent this entire weekend catching up on your archives (who's a dork? ME!) and I cannot wait to rent the apartment next door (or possibly just crash at your place). Always late to the party but glad to be here,
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Oh, man. You are awesome. Any plans to drop spiders in her coffee when she's not looking?
ReplyDeleteI really love how chill taking an antidepressant makes me feel too. I feel so calm and in control. I'm so glad you are feeling the desired effects as well!
I cannot WAIT to read about this visit. I know it's torture for you, but the rest of us benefit from all the WONDERFUL blog fodder that arises!
Hope it goes well. Thinking of you!....
Good job! I'm thinking of you--keep us posted when you can.
ReplyDeleteBravo! I'd say the meds are a definite improvement. Now if you could just figure out a way to slip some meds into MIL's drink every day...
ReplyDeleteI have been reading your "official" blog for some time now and have really enjoyed it. I just happened to stumble upon this one tonight and I can hardly contain my excitement:)! Thanks for opening your life, it can't always be easy.
ReplyDeleteJust remember that we're all here for you with commiseration and sympathy and lots of mockery of the things she says that are crazy or wrong!
ReplyDeleteGOOD LUCK -- it'll be over soon!!!
Hand clapping and fist pumping for you here in VA. Now if we could just get her on some meds...
ReplyDeleteLOVE the effect of the meds. Calm and laid-back is such a better way to go through life.
ReplyDeleteHa! Yeah, i'd say definitely working.
ReplyDeleteAgree with other commenter: MIL is going to complain no matter what you do, so why kill yourself in the process?
Better living through chemistry - hell, yeah!
ReplyDeleteGOOD FOR YOU.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad to hear about these improvements. Good luck with the dreaded MIL visit.
ReplyDeleteYou have to put the lube back! LOL
ReplyDeletehahahaha! This is awesome!! Yeah for meds that work!
ReplyDeleteIMPRESSIVE!
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