Sunday, June 21, 2009

Scientific Breakthrough: The Cause of Homosexuality

We have recently learned that two of my mother's former students are gay.

My mother, though she never said anything about it at the time, now realizes she knew it even back then.

Luckily, my mother has also figured out the scientific cause of gayness: weird mothers. Both boys had weird mothers. It is clear those mothers did some very serious damage to their sons.

All of us WITHOUT weird mothers can now REST EASY.

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  2. Ha! And those of us with, ahem, odd moms...who are not homosexual? Huh.


    BTW, my word verification. "spend".
    Okay then.

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  3. Ha! Thank goodness your mother and her scientific methods are on the case!

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  4. excellent.

    i now know how i ended up raising two gay sons.

    thanks, mom.

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  5. I know! Isn't it BRILLIANT? But my brother's poor wife---she must not know he's gay.

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  6. Oh My God! I have a weird mother! Now I am going to have to tell my husband the news and go find a girlfriend.

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  7. Is she going to hit the talk show circuit with this? I smell fame and fortune coming for your mother!

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  8. What about those of us with crazy mothers? Can I be bisexual and have a girlfriend AND a husband?

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  9. Um...so, I should be gay then? Good to know. I shall inform the significant other and I guess go sleep with some women.

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  10. I'm trying to do the math with your mother's reasoning ...

    My SIL is gay (and conveniently they do have a wierd mother!)

    Does that mean I don't know my husband is gay? I'm just wondering if I should let him know that now or wait until he comes out of the closet wearing my high heels and pant suits.

    Damn. This will rock my other SIL's world to find out she's gay too. Now I'm wondering about her 5 kids, 'cause she's Off The Charts Wierd.

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  11. Oh no! I should have never married! Nor should my husband have! Who knew??? :)

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