Sweetheart Darling Husband,
Unlike most of my blog letters to you, this one I'm actually planning to tell you later, though perhaps in different, more tactful language. The tactful version is that I am completely tapped out dealing with The Needs of Other People recently. It has been one thing after another for what feels like an eternity. I need a break, and I'm going to take one, or maybe two, this weekend. But it's not the weekend yet, and I just wanted to let you know that I can't handle any more Needs, if you get my drift.
And here's the less tactful version: put it near me, and I am snipping it off. Kthanx for understanding.
Love,
Your Wife Constance
ha! word! hug!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! Well said...
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add except I must say hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI don't have anything intelligent or helpful to say (as usual) but I just wanted to comment because this is soooo adorable. And typical of you.
ReplyDeletei'm thinking version #2 is what's going to get you results ;-)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI like how you use the word "snip." I think it would be more like a chop, but "snip" is what we think of more often, as in, "The Snip." Subtle double entendre? I think so.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of thinking about my vagina!
ReplyDeleteSorry, just thought I'd add my rant in there too.
SNORT! Amen sista.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought I was the only one feeling that way ... AMEN Sistah!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could print out your letter and give it to my guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I completely agree with not wanting to think about my vagina. I'm already thinking about it enough with the thought of having my first child in a couple of months. So leave it alone.
let us know how it goes!
ReplyDelete"When we marry, we’re signing up to fuck someone at least semiregularly for decades. Not interested in fucking? Don’t marry."
ReplyDeleteWhat's your point, Anonymous? That if I want a night off, I should go back in time and not get married?
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